LONDON: Adventures in the Ethnic Food Aisle

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A skeptical Ladan

“Oh my god Lana, are you seriously buying that?”

“I like trying new things,” you say defensively, clutching the vacuum-packed brick of some unknown knobbly white substance.

“Do you even know what it is?”

“The whole point is that I don’t know what it is.”

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The pricked and squashed bag

A quick google tells you that Canjica is de-germed grains of white maize, typically cooked into a sweet porridge. You follow the instructions and end up with something that looks like giant rice pudding.

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The finished Canjica

A previous foray into the Indian supermarket had resulted in you buying a packet of undrinkable tea and a bag of tapioca pearls with which you made what is probably the world’s worst desert.

As you spoon the cooked Canjica into a bowl, you experience unsettling flashbacks to the paste-like tapioca pudding.

But it tastes okay. It is a bit starchy, and a bit bland, but if you eat it with a lot of cinnamon and swallow very quickly, it is almost pleasant.

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The Westernised World Foods Aisle: Korma Paste and Sweet and Sour Sauce Galore
The American import cereals, with their nutrition labels covered
The American import cereals, with their nutrition labels covered (because grits aren’t ‘A Good Source of Calcium’ really).
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Olliebollen mixture, Japanese sodas, sweet sake, pumpkin puree, Mint M&Ms (vile), corn nuts, steak sauce and something that I’m still not sure of.

Impulse purchases from world supermarkets in Central London have introduced you to delights such as sesame seed salad dressing, horchata (rice milkshake), makowiec (sweet poppy seed bread), lazanki (pork and cabbage pasta) and halwa (a grainy, crumbly sweet).

Boo to you, Nigel Farage.

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13 comments

  1. I loved the way yo described. I was actually laughing. 🙂
    Good thing is you tried, I am such a pain when it comes to food, I will eat only tested things 🙂

    xxx
    Aanchal

    • Well being adventurous with new food sometimes backfires.

      I saw “Turnip Juice” on a menu in Turkey and thought, “Eh, why not?” expecting it to be the juice of turnips. Instead I got a little dark bottle of liquid evil, the flavour of which I can only describe as a cross between fermented urine, sweaty foot, and concentrated acid. Apparently it’s very popular in rural Eastern Turkey.

      • Oh good Lord!!! That actually sound evil.. And you actually drank it.. Phewwww..
        I started raw green smoothies couple of months back and believe me first week I drank it considering a med just gulp it down somehow. Now I am used to of that taste.

        You are indeed brave when it comes to food. Bless you 🙂

        Xxx
        Aanchal

  2. What a great post – and top marks for being adventurous!! There’s so much good food out there to be discovered, that it’s worth a few duds along the way :)!!

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